Which is the one where they don’t hit you? That one.
“Wait, aren’t you a ref?”
How long have you been skating for?
Three or four years on quads; previous experience on roller blades.
What does roller derby mean to you?
Chipping away at the approaching laziness and antisociability.
Secretariat, Seattle Slew. Man those horses could run.
What is one thing that everybody should know about you?
I write comedy fiction novels which are, I swear, more entertaining than my answers to these questions.
Though sentient, my gear has not attained a sufficient level of cognitive ability to register a dating profile. At least that I know of.
Pre-Bout pump up song?
Sports Go Sports by Garfunkel and Oates.
What is your favourite thing about LCD?
Gives a better picture in well-lit rooms than a plasma TV.
What are you looking forward to in 2018?
The ice hockey at the winter Olympics is always fun. And the curling.