Number:
65
Team:
Regimental Rollers
Character backstory:
This ferocious predator used to spend his time prowling the primeval swamps of the Cretaceous, on the lookout for easy prey. Dr Dinomight established the world’s first all-dinosaur roller derby league but things took a turn for the worse after all his skating buddies were crushed by a giant rock falling out of the sky. After 65 million years of tiny-armed frustration this dinosaur has found himself a new league and is back on the track, ready to roll. RRRAAAAWWWW!!!
Likes:
Blockin’ like a boss, rushing a wall, can openers and eating small children.
Dislikes:
Animals with long arms.
Favourite Position:
Jammer and blocker
What gets me fired up on the track:
Seeing a big ol’ wall of enemy blockers ready to be rushed.
Injuries:
Medial ligament left knee, medial ligament right knee x2, lateral ligament in L ankle.
Skating since:
October 2011
Derby wife:
What derby means to me:
A great group of friends, a fun-filled extravaganza, a hot and sweaty workout and a trip to the pub.
Distinguishing characteristics:
Tiny arms, big teeth
Gear profile:
Protec helmet, 187 kneepads, TSG Force III elbows, Pro-Designed wrists, football boots mounted on DA45 Avengers and Bzerk Schitzos.
Theme tune:
Prehistoric animal brigade