What is your backstory/ Origin of derby name:
All but convinced of being Dewey Decimate, I was skating past Willow Meaner one training and she was chatting with someone about… sending someone’s arse off. I thought she was suggesting a name.
Inside front pack ref.
Where will we find you at the after party?
Sitting quietly, drinking red wine.
Quads: 2013; Roller Blades: 1990ish. With a long gap of inactivity between the two.
Tattooed or Cleanskin?
Nope. Just a real wife who does derby.
What’s one thing everyone should know about you?
I write comedy novels.
Well, I think the high centre of gravity, combined with the low leg and core strength, makes me, uh, topheavy and easy to check?
Earliest roller skating memory:
I remember skating on a pair of second-hand $50 roller blades as a kid. They were the shop’s trial pair. We subsequently bought them.