What is your backstory/ Origin of derby name:
My surname with Hip and Roll with it.
Streaking to the quad
Favourite Quote/Personal Motto:
If you ain’t first, you’re last
Who is your derby crush?
Too many to name
Where will we find you at the after party?
At the bar drinking scotch, I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
What gets you fired up on the track?
Ribs & knees
Roller blading since 1996, Roller skating since 2013
Tattooed or Cleanskin?
I don’t have a derby wife, I have a dirty wife
What does derby mean to you?
Freedom on skates
What’s one thing everyone should know about you?
I have many leather-bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.
Voted most likely to:
Injure my self-doing down s$$t
Salon quality hair
Des and troy
Greatest derby moment:
Playing for LCD
Favourite post-bout wind-down:
Protec Pads and Bont skates
Anything drum and bass