Smack’n Teez’er




Medic Mayhem

Favourite position


Known/famous for?

Face Paint

How long have you been skating for?

6 years

What does roller derby mean to you?

Skating, community, face paint & derby love

What is your favourite thing about LCD?

It’s a Non-gender specific derby league

Who are your derby idols?

Shaina Serelson (VRDL), Letta Loose (ADRD)

What is one thing that everybody should know about you?

Skating gives me nipple boners and I have to protect them with kinesiology tape so they don’t get burnt off through chest abrasive in bouts and scrimmages.

Gear profile?

Antik MG2 boots, Crazy Venus plates with hybrid cushion setup (hard top, soft bottom), Modus titanium bearings, Atom Wheels (Jukes 93a & 95a, Strokers 98a & 95a), S1 Lifer helmet, TSG pads except for Atom wrist guards.

Pre-Bout pump up song?

Death To All But Metal – Steel Panther, Night Train – Guns ‘n Roses, and also Dr Feelgood – Motley Crüe

What are you looking forward to in 2018?

Having as much fun as I can for possibly my last year of derby.