This ferocious predator used to spend his time prowling the primeval swamps of the Cretaceous, on the lookout for easy prey. Dr Dinomight established the world’s first all-dinosaur roller derby league but things took a turn for the worse after all his skating buddies were crushed by a giant rock falling out of the sky. After 65 million years of tiny-armed frustration this dinosaur has found himself a new league and is back on the track, ready to roll. RRRAAAAWWWW!!!
Blockin’ like a boss, rushing a wall, can openers and eating small children.
Animals with long arms.
Jammer and blocker
What gets me fired up on the track:
Seeing a big ol’ wall of enemy blockers ready to be rushed.
Medial ligament left knee, medial ligament right knee x2, lateral ligament in L ankle.
What derby means to me:
A great group of friends, a fun-filled extravaganza, a hot and sweaty workout and a trip to the pub.
Tiny arms, big teeth
Protec helmet, 187 kneepads, TSG Force III elbows, Pro-Designed wrists, football boots mounted on DA45 Avengers and Bzerk Schitzos.
Prehistoric animal brigade